Sewing Machine for Sale

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale – SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah’s ad yesterday. It should have read – ‘One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.’

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the Classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: ‘For sale – SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.’

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call 92555-00707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

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Abhishek Mourya

ज़िंदगी का हिस्सा है लिखना, सुकून मिलता है. कभी पन्नों पर कभी चेहरों पर, जो पढ़ता हूं लिख देता हूं. अपना काम बस कलम से कमाल करने का हैं

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